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The HALO Audiobooks

4 February 10

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It really pains me to confess this Photobucket but they are downright shit. Right after I finished listening to the Harry Potter audio books which are brilliantly read by Stephen Fry Photobucket I started on the HALO audiobooks.  What a mistake. I’m pretty sure that it is hard to measure up to Stephen Fry for any audio book reader out there. But the reader of the HALO audiobooks shouldn’t be reading books to anyone Photobucket The moment I heard Todd McLaren read “The Fall of Reach” I thought, those damn Americans, they can’t write books for shit and can’t read them either (Photobucket!)

Todd McLaren reads the HALO books in such a boring manner that you want to crush your mp3 player with a sledge hammer just to make it stop. The thing that makes it worse is that he seems to be aware of it and he tries hard to sound not boring Photobucket

Bungie and Microsoft, here is an idea Photobucket have those books reread and use the original voice actors for the characters. If Master Chief talks I want to hear him Photobucket not someone boring dude Photobucket Think about it, with the HALO franchise expanding it might be worth it to have them reread like that. While you are at it, do something about those shitty covers and the shitty quality of the books.

In the meanwhile I’m going to listen to the Harry Potter audiobooks again, if I don’t watch it I’ll become a Harry Potter expert insteadPhotobucket

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Generation G

31 January 10

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I don’t know when it happened Photobucket but I’ve noticed that these days managers/bosses etc. etc. want to be called leaders. Because leaders are unlike those mentioned earlier. Inspirational, innovative, creative, they have followers, they get a Nobel Prize for trying Photobucket and they know the alphabet. Yes indeed they know the alphabet Photobucket you see before you can invent new words you need to know the alphabet first.

Last week I was listening to the radio where they were interviewing people who called themselves leaders during the programme (Photobucket), these leaders were talking about “Generation X”, a term that became commonly used after David Coupland wrote this book, then they went on about “Generation Y”. I’ve always thought “Generation Y” actually came form iPhone, iPod, ididyourmom, iPad etc. etc. And that Y happens to be the letter that comes after X was just mere coincidence. But when I heard one of those “leaders” talk about “Generation Z” I knew the alphabet was being followed Photobucket

How innovativePhotobucket! How inspirational Photobucket! How creativePhotobucket! What leadership skills Photobucket Just to follow the alphabet and lead us to another ravine called a crisis Photobucket

May this simple office bee make a suggestion Photobucket Let’s call the generation after Y, G, because this generation really isn’t aware that there was a time with no  Google. Yes kiddies Photobucket there was a time when t3h intern3tz was Google free Photobucket

Since Generation X came from (basically) a book and people these days would rather read (micro)BLOGS, I wrote a poem

Generation G

With a capital “G”

No, i


After “Y” there is no “Z”

but the se7enth letter

of the alphabet.


It’s all about me

G thang

G string

G Mail

We will never fail!


G,G,G

it’s the new me, me, me!


For all generations to come,

they’ll never forget I was a “G”

Because we live by the “G”

die by the “G”

With no privacy!


G is for God

G is for Me

Me = God

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It’s time to point and laugh again

30 January 10

at me Photobucket Last Thursday when writing a post, my system broke Photobucket No, I didn’t break Baby-Dell, it was the Eeebuntu system that gave up. This dude was right when he wrote that  turning off the updates in Eeebuntu is at your own risk. My screen went black, I decided to reinstall Eeebuntu getting all the updates, yes I broke the wi-fi on purpose Photobucket I am now accessing the internet by my Live USB stick, which means that I don’t have flash. Aaaah, Linux you’ve got to love it Photobucket!

Remember my last post how I went raving and ranting on Ubuntu and its netbook remix that doesn’t have an out of the box solution for the broad com issue, even though this issue has been known for at least 3 years and Ubuntu, unlike Eeebuntu, has a professional team working on the software? Well by the end of this week I have most likely have Ubuntu UNR running on my Mini Dell PhotobucketPeople who have known me since my first BLOG must wonder why I still bother with Linux Photobucket(that BLOG was all about living with hell, living with Linux Photobucket)

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You guys disappoint me

24 January 10

You really do Photobucket When I ended this post, which was in my opinion a cliffhanger, I stated that there was a baby on its way. I hoped to get texts, e-mails and comments saying stuff like “you pregnant?!!!” But I’ve gotten none of those Photobucket

When I stated that there was a baby on it’s way I meant this baby:


Yes it is a Mini Dell Photobucket I managed to get my hands on a Mini Dell 9. I bought her for several reasons, after the installation of Eeebuntu on my 701 Eee PC I noticed that it became slow and sluggish Photobucket I was shocked to notice that despite my giving the total 4 GB SSD to / and giving an 8 GB SD Card to  /home that this still didn’t seem to be enough,  I’ve also experienced crash after crash and software that wouldn’t run properly Photobucket I am not blaming the dudes behind Eeebuntu here btw. They have day jobs and Eeebuntu is a side hobby for them, I can imagine that they can’t keep up with Ubuntu’s new releases twice a year Photobucket (something I’ve always considered to be bullshit). I understand that they ultimately chose for next Eeebuntu to be based on Debian instead of Ubuntu for more stability. I find it quite strange that even though we are at version of Karmic Koala of Ubuntu you still have to fix the Broadcom issue manually, this issue is known since at least Edgy Eft (granted not for the UNR, there wasn’t an UNR then) but still that is just 6 goddamn versions ago and still it’s not fixed Photobucket

The second reason why I bought the Mini Dell 9 is because if there is something that pisses me off about netbooks, it’s that they get bigger and bigger PhotobucketYou now have netbooks that have 11 inch screens, wtf is that? The only 9 inch netbooks you can find these days are just like mine – second hand, they are not being produced anymore. A shame in my opinion, in a year or so you’ll probably see a proud advertisement of a netbook with a 15” screen Photobucket Aren’t netbooks supposed to be small light and provide you with ultimate mobility Photobucket

The third reason why I went for the Mini Dell 9 is the fact that you can upgrade it easily. I have to give Dell props for foreseeing that people would love to tweak their Mini’s Photobucket While I’ve never upgraded my desktops I can’t wait to tweak my Mini. Did you know that people have even replaced their screens with touch screens?

The fourth reason why I bought the Mini Dell is because I hate the horrible looks of the current models of the Eee PC Photobucket They look like they are created by designers who got rejected at Apple (Photobucket) then went off with their noses in the air while thinking “I’ll show them at Apple”. Guess what they don’t Photobucket While I don’t give too much about the looks, I’d rather not be seen with the current Eee PC models Photobucket I want to have something that looks like a Mini laptop Photobucket Dell clearly understands this.

Anyway, the name of this Mini Dell 9, is Baby-Dell (a friend of mine already christened her to Baby-D). Look here is the proof:


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Yes it is a she and I am very happy with her. She is black and has some scratches on the top, but I don’t mind as it makes her less stealable. And I’m trying to buy as many pink accessories for her as possible. I carry her around in a Zeroshock sleeve.  Their marketing department… now how to appeal to their goretex fetishist by using “wavin’ ravin’ protective gear” as a tagline Photobucket

Baby-Dell runs on Eeebuntu, it doesn’t run smoothly and I had to turn the updates off as you can read here. Of course I didn’t listen to him blindly, I had to find out the hard way that is better to turn the updates off Photobucket Not updating Eeebuntu means that I hardly can remove or add software. I managed to get flash working by doing it the windows way, i.e. not using Terminal, Syntapic or the add/remove option in Linux. Other then that I think this looks cool:


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HWHATER

23 January 10

Left me a rather nice comment Photobucket here. Let me quote it for you:

halo wars is for fat nerds who don’t like helping with projects or doing anything they think they are cool, but halo wars wrecked halo, i mean i am more of a call of duty person myself, but halo was a fun game. Halo wars on the other hand is epically retarded. Halo is supposed to be about pwning noobs not being some obsessed fag, who sits in his public library looking up halo wars, while his friends do productive things

I like the fact that he calls himself HWHATER, for the thick ones Photobucket HW stands for HALO Wars. I share his opinion regarding HALO Wars. The line in bold tells me that he has been reading more of my BLOG then he probably is willing to admit Photobucket I wonder what he would have written if he knew what my stats are Photobucket