Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

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Master Chief Diorama Wallpaper

July 12, 2008

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Spartan-117 (SPARTAN-II)

NAME: Classified

SERVICE NUMBER: S-117

A tenacious, driven soldier known primarily by his rank, the Master Chief is the last of the Spartan II warriors - an elite group of genetically superior, highly trained super-soldiers.

Though much of his wartime record is still classified, it is known that Spartan-117 participated in over 200 battles, neutralized thousands of Covenant targets, and was awarded every UNSC decoration except the Prisoner of War Medallion.

The above quote + wallpaper can be found here.

I absolutely do not like this wallpaper Photobucket. It looks like Master Chief took a shit and realised he is out of toilet paper, so he stood up in shock thinking ”Oooh noees” Photobucket

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Cortana in her darkest hour?

July 8, 2008

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This piece of art is called ”I’m a momument to all your sins” it is created by *bambo399 he submitted this on 22/10/07.

I like the darkish colours that are used here, it is sexy in a very disturbing way. It seems Cortana was at her lowest, showing the Gravemind the index of Installation 04.

When I saw this picture for the first time, I immediately had to think of ”Angels would fall” (a song by Melissa Etheridge):

The rope that’s wrapped around me
Is cutting through my skin
And the doubts that have surrounded me
Are finding their way in
I keep it close to me
Like a holy man prays
In my desperate hour
It’s better that way

So I’ll come by and see you again
I’ll be such a very good friend
Have mercy on my soul
I will never let you know
Where my mind has been


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The best Diorama Wallpaper

June 19, 2008

I think I’ve seen all Diorama Wallpapers so far, and in my opinion they are all butt ugly Photobucket

Excpet for this one:

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I really like the emotions that are being displayed on this wallpaper.

It’s a picture of Sergeant Cia Zanato, Service Number :18221-50020-CZ.

Private Zanato’s career advanced quickly, when asked how he managed to do this. He simply answered : “I got the job because I was the only one in my squad still alive.” Photobucket

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The Last Spartan ?

June 12, 2008

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This is presumbably the last Mister Chief drawn by Frank O’connor(Frankie), because he (Frankie NOT Mister ChiefPhotobucket) left Bungie to work for Microsoft. Don’t worry Frankie will not abandon HALO (like he could Photobucket), in his new job he’ll continue to work on the  HALO franchise, because Frankie is going to be  the Franchise Development Director MC

Here is a quote of his goodbye memo:

“Dear BungieFans,
It’s not you, it’s me.

In many ways, you’re too good for me. You can find someone better. Maybe a little hairy dude. Maybe a Hungarian Unicyclist. I just know that I don’t deserve you, and that this is just as hard for me as it is for you.

Yours truly,

Frankie.

You can read more here, it’s worth checking out this weekly update (05/16/08 ) it has some nice fan created ”hommages” to Frankie Photobucket!

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My thougts on hentai & anime

May 31, 2008

Yes, I know the difference between hentai & anime and I hate them bothPhotobucket

This nice little comic created by KAWAII NEKOOOO on 9 September 2006, describes exactly what I think of HALO based Hentai & Anime Photobucket

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And I had to quote the artist comment’s because it’s brilliantPhotobucket

*pulls out soapbox, stands, coughs*

HALO IS NOT CUTE. HALO IS NOT FLUFFY. HALO IS NOT YOUR SHIT ANIME THAT YOU WATCH WITH ALL YOUR SHITTY LITTLE OVERWEIGHT FRIENDS. HALO IS A MOTHER-FUCKING FIRST PERSON SHOOTER WITH BLOOD AND GORE AND IS, IN NO WAY, JAPANESE. MASTER CHEIF IS NOT CUTE, KAWAII, OR ANY OF YOUR OTHER SHITTY LITTLE WORDS.

Thank you.

*walks off*

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HALO Kitty by J.Ho

May 17, 2008

I found her here.

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Halo Kitty’s battlefield pragmatism shows through in her army-green Meowjolnir Mark IV armor, but her favorite color is actually pink–that’s why her weapon of choice is the Needler with its razor-sharp crystalline pink ammunition.

Quote taken from here.

BTW, Lol @ Meowjolnir Photobucket !

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The creation of the World

May 17, 2008

According to The Church of HALOISM on Bungie.net:

On the first day God created games and consoles. God created light so all could see his gaming abilities. On the second day God created TVs, all shapes and sizes. On the third day He created the 360. On the fourth day he created couches, chairs, bean bags so His gamers may rest in peace while gaming. On the fifth day He created fast food, so the gamer may eat and play in ease. On the sixth day He created HALO and man, from His thumb, (the gamer’s greatest assest.) On the seventh day He rested and played Halo with His fellow gamers.

If memory serves correct this piece of text was created by Egotrasher one of the founders of ”The Church”, here is the topic about it’s creation.

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You want to practice HALOISM?

May 10, 2008

Then I have good news for you Photobucket There is a place where you can practice HALOISM it’s called Church of HALOISM, it’s some dude’s MySpace account.

A quote from the Church of HALOISM:

If they do not beleive in HALOISM thy shall be T-Bagged for eternity

Amen Photobucket

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HALOISM defined in Urban Dictionary

May 9, 2008


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Cliccy, cliccy to give it a thumbs up Photobucket