Archive for the ‘Funny Facts’ Category

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Bungie Day Gamer Pics

July 10, 2008

Last Monday (07/07/08 )  was Bungie Day. One of the free things that Bungie gave to the community was this set of Gamer Pic7ures:

Unfortunately, this set was only available on Bungie Day. Being the bad HALO Fan I am, I of course missed this Photobucket

The other free thing only available on Bungie Day, which I also missed Photobucket, was the Bungie Day theme. If you by any chance have some good quality pictures of it could you please e-mail them to me Photobucket

I think I’m going to cut myself now Photobucket

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Confessions of a HALO Fan 06/01/08

June 1, 2008

Wow, just wow Photobucket HALOISM has been up for a mont and it already got 781 views. When I started this BLOG I expected only 300, at most 500, views.

As you might know I have another BLOG, I don’t like that BLOG half as much as I like this BLOG. People are right when they tell you, that if you want to BLOG, make sure you BLOG about something you are passionate about. Working on this BLOG never feels like a chore Photobucket

I think I’ve been kind of blogging for the past 3 years. You see, I used to save all HALO thingies I found on the internet on my computer’s hard disk. Last November I spilled a bucket-size cup of tea over my laptop Photobucket, loosing everythingPhotobucket Now, I ‘’save” everything on here.

Thanks for coming by, even though you are all a bunch of pervs! Here is a picture of my BLOG stats.

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Getting paid $1,000 a night

May 22, 2008

Just to play HALO, sounds like a pretty good deal to me Photobucket

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today (09/05/08) been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “HALO” on an XBOX with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel Photobucket

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play XBOX than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an XBOX video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn’t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “HALO” on the XBOX with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services Photobucket

Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.Photobucket

You think he got his ideas from a certain Eliot Photobucket

Article copied from here.

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A funny HALO 2 Avater

May 9, 2008

Almost four years ago (my God where did those years go??Photobucket) I was on several forums looking for a nice HALO 2 avatar. This was a couple of months before HALO 2 came out. Somebody on some forum created this avatar for me

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You might frown or laugh about it, but the fact is I have used this avatar for years! Whoever it was who created this avatar, thank you Photobucket

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Next time you meet a girl while playing HALO

April 27, 2008

I suggest you be nice to her, for all you know you might be playing with
Mia Rose XXX! This lady is a 20 year old pornstar, if you read her biography you see that she used to play HALO. Ooh and she likes to mess around in Photoshop too. Show me the male gamer who is not into ”Grahpic Design” (= adding a blur here, adding filter there) and I show you a liar…..Photobucket

So what do we have again? A hot young female pornstar, who is into gaming and fiddling with photoshop. Must sound like a match made in heaven for all those male gamers out there Photobucket

Btw, this lady was also best actress for an anal performance in
OWN MY ASSPhotobucket I bet playing her during HALO gives that thrashtalk just that little bit extra, just a lil bit though Photobucket